Amazing Jokes:
1. A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand and says "Make me one with everything."
2. C, E Flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
3. Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
4. A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies "No I'm traveling light."
5. Did you hear the about the man who cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
6. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs… because they always take things literally.
1. A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand and says "Make me one with everything."
2. C, E Flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
3. Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
4. A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies "No I'm traveling light."
5. Did you hear the about the man who cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
6. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs… because they always take things literally.